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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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Derick_Z 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

obamas_mama 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:57

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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BillyClint 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 18:17

Ahahahahahahahaha. I'm sure it was awful, but damn is that funny.

Protegas 0

Friday 24 April 2009 8:51

I'd request a new doctor asap xD I know he was just joking but I'd be freaked out lol.

ohsoale 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:02

I understand if he wanted to "break the ice." but who the **** tells you how your ****** is squishy?! If that happened to me I would have slapped him, that's just rude. But this made me laugh so hard. BAHAHA!

tcc_18 0

Monday 27 April 2009 2:07

okay, that is effing hilarious

warhorse57 0

Monday 27 April 2009 20:22

well are you squishy up there? Can I find out?

Grotesque 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 7:45

I woulda slapped the bastard. HARD. It would've RESOUNDED THROUGH THE ENTIRE OFFICE.

amandaMALICE 0

Friday 15 May 2009 9:26

wether it was a joke or not....WTF I would have been like...wth are you doing?

not_a_valentine 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:34

...that's so freakin' inappropriate...

blahblahblah43 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 4:02

wow thts...rlly disturbing

BBkid 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:23

WTF? Bullshit

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