Intimacy: Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend....

By juliaspaperbags - 16/08/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

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You deserved it 8 108

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By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 506

You deserved it 6 292

By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 146

You deserved it 9 449

By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 625

You deserved it 7 999

By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 932

You deserved it 10 020

By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 358

You deserved it 7 791

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 829

You deserved it 53 765

You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 946

You deserved it 50 954

A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 076

You deserved it 523

By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 888

You deserved it 4 984

By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 215

You deserved it 14 278

volleyballgirl16 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:19

your boyfriend=WIN be grateful you have a hilarious boyfriend

amsedel 1

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:10

how cute. :D

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elsieenchanted 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:28

O__O

AmericaPie 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:44

I think it's cute. you have a funny boyfriend, get over it.

hardrocktobi 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:45

your bf is awesome haha

twinklebells 2

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:49

I think it's cute & funny too, but thanks for sharing. haha.

plexico 3

Sunday 16 August 2009 21:26

Here's something cute and funny, she ought to grab his dick and sing the Gummi Worms Anthem. (Make one up if it doesn't exist.)

birds_fml 7

Sunday 16 August 2009 22:13

LOL #30! That or she should give it a nickname, like "Tiny."

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 5:32

Or "Squirtle," or "Little Baby Carrot" or "Microsoft." There's another category FMyLife.com ought to have: "Penis Naming"

ryan__h 1

Monday 17 August 2009 7:23

ftw^^

tapesculpture 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 0:48

#68 LMFAO

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:49

Oh well.

SaintJimmy 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:50

It sounds like your boyfriend is nice (Not sarcastic at all, I mean it). Seriously, don't read to much into it.

f_me247 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:51

Look on the bright side . . . . To get him back you can just sit on him. ;D But seriously . . . . what kind of dumb **** goes out with guy like that??? image what he'll do to you when you have sex ????? he'll rub mayonsie all over you and say that he'd rather **** a big mac and then he actually does it in front of you......... just image that!!!!! SO BREAK UP WITH THE MOTHER ****** ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

catatonicsleep 17

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:53

If you were unhappy with your weight and had been trying to lose some having your boyfriend do that could make you feel bad, especially if he knows you are trying to get thinner, so that would be a FYL