Intimacy: Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend....

By juliaspaperbags - 16/08/2009 14:32 - United States

Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching my thigh, then started shaking my leg to the rhythm while singing the J-E-L-L-O theme song. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

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By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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You tried!

By Noname - 15/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

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volleyballgirl16 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:19

your boyfriend=WIN be grateful you have a hilarious boyfriend

amsedel 1

Sunday 16 August 2009 20:10

how cute. :D

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Lydiyooo 0

Friday 18 June 2010 4:22

Haha what a dick

brittanyshaay 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 10:00

i heard that if you drink a lot of water then it will replenish your skin and restore the elasticity and prevent cellulite.

Haaayitsme123 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:39

haaaa :()

DReamBig24 0

Friday 27 May 2011 8:12

that's kinda flirty. but you know guys love our extra stuff

critterlynn 1

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:29

that's hilarious!!!

Holy_ish 19

Thursday 11 August 2011 21:43

lmao its moments like those that you remember in your relationship. i do things like that to my girlfriend

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:24

God that's funny.

crazyluv17 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:32

watch it wiggle, make it jiggle

xmudvaynex 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 2:26

Am I the only one who sung the song in my head after reading? Lol

Blipp25 0

Monday 17 October 2011 6:44

He's a true hero

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Same thing different taste

You tried!

A little higher, dude

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