Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad...

By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 17:39 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I was at the local grocery store. I've had really bad gas lately, and I accidentally let one go while standing in line. The woman behind me thought it was her kid, and smacked him for farting in public. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 17:14 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I felt some serious gas building up while at the supermarket. I tried to quietly fart it out, only to end up sharting myself. I had to frantically waddle out of the store as discreetly as possible as several people in the vicinity freaked out and tried to locate the source of the smell. FML

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By combovercaiti_ - 25/01/2019 12:00

Today, I was waiting in line at the store trying to hold in a fart. I get to the cash register and the lady made me laugh and the fart slipped out. Only it was much louder than it was supposed to be, because I was squeezing my butt cheeks together, so it made a clapping sound. It was heard. FML

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By FattestUgliestPerson - 18/01/2014 09:45 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:28 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us started gagging, so he turned, pointed at me and said, "That was my daughter." FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Jogger - 19/08/2020 14:01

Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML

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Saturday 19 July 2014 23:47

That's kinda funny. You should have said it was you though, then slapped the lady for slapping her kid.

chris4u2nv5 19

Saturday 19 July 2014 23:47

Sucks to be the kid!!!

Comments

slutfactory 17

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:31

F The Kid's Life definitely... I'm not sure what I'd have done in that situation. Did you keep quiet or fess up?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:36

Why would he get smacked for farting?

GnaR_KiLL5150 12

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:55

FYL? You just got away with it. It would be fyl if she would have smacked you.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 20 July 2014 2:56

F the kid's L

Kekslama 5

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:02

insert *seal face meme* here

rick_maahea 12

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:06

Sounds like a win to me

belljars 22

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:16

The kid is the real victim in this

jojoluv132 9

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:19

Ouch

Garnetshaddow 30

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:25

I am not at all sure why people are saying YDI for this guy. Shouldn't we be more concerned about the fact that somebody slapped her kid over a trivial issue with no proof?