Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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mzmaverickd 7

Sunday 24 May 2009 4:56

LMFAO! Why didn't you just take it out and turn it down? Or take out one of the earphones?

xmorgancx 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 7:47

haahahha this is hellla funny. but you cant even turn down ur ipod unless its with ur fingertouch not a shirt pocket..so its dumbb but still a fyl

hellFighter 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 8:56

um.... i'm sure if it were in your breast pocket anybody could see the earbuds coming out and know it was an iPod

iristhevirus 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 10:39

******* LOL

rice_krispieee 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:13

hahah good ole ipod wheel.

party_hardy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 2:49

LOL, this is freaking hilars. (: You are awesome.

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 3:25

LOL # 100

blooxxkrazi 0

Monday 25 May 2009 16:57

Note to self: never keep an ipod in breast pocket of shirt XD i feel bad for you but that was pretty funny

Smart_ass09 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:30

hahaha! damn thats good. FYL

christina333 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 0:10

I saw this as a joke a comedian told on comedy central a year ago...

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