Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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heyhey1880 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:36

hahahahaha that was so hilarious.

snode001 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alexifish 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 0:59

Hahahaha!!!! That's amazing! Can totally picture that one, lol -- did she like it?

penisface69 17

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:24

you dork hahaha.

yeahitstella 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 2:59

HAHAH! That was pretty funny, I wonder what she did!

andalaporraa 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:50

LMAO! Nice.

shesosweet24 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 9:08

LOL! this made my day :)

falafelmuffin 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:41

YDI due to that god-awful fashion crisis. Who the hell wears shirts with breast pockets and much less why do you USE them? Thats like if a guy actually did have a remote in his pants and used it to control his tv while his parents are there.

LiLL00FAH_L0VER 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:59

AWW 0MG tHAt HECKA SUX L0L...

scettt 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:08

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FYL

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