Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

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percypigs 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 13:57

haha! sorry but thats hilarious

friskymonkey 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 22:36

HAHAHAHHA dude, best FML ever in the history of this site! that would be so weird for that girl though.

PredyJessica 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 4:16

this made me laugh!

solipsistxx 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 4:53

LMAO this is great.

calicokitea 0

Friday 29 May 2009 16:55

lol. I'm interested in knowing how this turned out.

ConfusedGuy 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 9:34

Holy shit, I think this is my favorite FML.

Purane2forever 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:08

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Loveless_92 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 2:35

HAHAHAHA!!! I fell off of my bed when I read this. Good one.

Punk_Chic 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:46

LMFAO picturing that just made my day XDDD

alrightfml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:30

Wow that's hilarious

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