Kids: Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching...

By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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Peroxide 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:25

I like your approach of slap first, ask questions later. You would make a good pimp.

Manon_fml 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:57

How can this be anything else then a YDI?

Comments

goingdownhill 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:40

then did you cry? lol

prabhpreet_s 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:52

i'd slap her on the face twice.

zootsuit 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:54

jesus, american kids these days are such wimps. who cries after getting slapped on the arm? they're all spoiled brats...

mochiko 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 22:01

you are gay. the kid was only like 3 years old. calm down

tgmarie 1

Friday 1 April 2011 5:10

Thanks, we will make sure to keep that in mind while we keep kicking every other country's ass.

iFruit 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:56

It would've been funny if you slapped her back, then your bro slapped the boy, and then she slapped your bro, and then he slapped her, then you slapped her, then the boy slapped you, then you slapped the boy, then the mom slapped you again, etc etc. Is the word slapped starting to seem funny to anyone?

heavenandhell 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:00

no not really shut up

emilyyy93 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:03

peroxide I love you. marry me?

jonny2x4 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:11

If you're the older sibling, it is your duty to keep the younger ones in check. As for this bitch, if I catch anyone lay a hand on my kid, their ass is going to get knocked the **** out.