Kids: Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching...

By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 00:41 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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Peroxide 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:25

I like your approach of slap first, ask questions later. You would make a good pimp.

Manon_fml 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:57

How can this be anything else then a YDI?

Comments

triplethreat13 0

Monday 10 August 2009 7:47

i think everybody in this situation could have an FML except for the real brother. "Today a person slapped my son in the arm. I slapped them right back" "Today a person came up to me and slapped my arm, and my mommy hit them"

theoldGP 0

Monday 10 August 2009 8:18

I agree. My parents would never resort to slapping me or my brother. It's just inappropriate and makes kids think that doing that to their peers is okay, too. Talking to them or moving them away from the object is the more reasonable option. All those that disagree with me are old hags.. honestly, times have changed and hitting/slapping/whatever the **** you want to call it is NOT okay. I am not overreacting at ALL. i would have slapped someone if they slapped my kid, too. =] So YDI for slapping any child.

RedBaron91 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:19

You know why your parents would never resort to slapping you? It's because they're probably too busy trying to be your friend. I'm sorry, but a lot of parents absolutely SUCK at raising kids. Especially in the states. We've got a bunch of overweight brats rolling around doing whatever the **** they want because they're being raised by absentee moms and SNAG's (Sensitive New Age Guys). I don't think there's anything wrong with smacking a kid on the hand or spanking them or anything. Being punished is a part of remaining humble. And don't tell me that being told to go to your room or stand in the corner is punishment, because it's not. Oh, and I agree with #20. You know, for being the most powerful country, we're raising a bunch of *******. Ha ha. FYL

crazycontagious 0

Monday 10 August 2009 21:48

Thank you! I totally agree with you. If parents stopped trying to be a friend instead of a parent maybe their kids would actually respect them, behave and do as they are told. I was disciplined by my parents this way and it never demaged me in any way, it just made me a better person. You have taken the words out of my mouth #75.

jr5480 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:15

All you people that are against spanking your kids I would be willing to bet your children are some brats that make scenes any where in public a kid needs a good spanking everynow and then if that child was going to put a knife in a electrical socket and the girl slapped the childs arm away I am sure you would look at it different if the mother slapped the girl in the face. children need dicipline if they dont get diciplined for the little things what makes you think they will know the difference in the life taking situations. there children.

FreeLevi 0

Monday 10 August 2009 10:18

You made the last part up.

jcgch 0

Monday 10 August 2009 22:45

lmao you deserve it, but the kid deserved it also

Kai_Babe 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:09

Wow. I personally think there's nothing wrong with this. They certainly didn't DESERVE to be slapped in the face by the mother. Mothers are a little crazy these days. I know it's all about protecting your "cubs" or whatever, but moms baby their children way more than they need to. Maybe she should've been more concerned about her son touching expensive objects. I mean, if someone slapped my sibling I'd kinda be like, WTFH? But I wouldn't retaliate by slapping them back. There has to be a good reason if you're going to come up and slap a three year old's wrist, so I think the mom needs to mellow the **** out. This guy obviously just made a mistake, and they clearly didn't knock the kid out. They merely were trying to get his attention. Stupid kids. They're always crying about everything.

sporksrock 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:17

I'd sue that bitch. It was an honest mistake, and while I'm not one who likes sue-happy people, this is a case that you could take to court. **** that mom for being an immature spoiled brat. FYL definitely.

sporksrock 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:25

And may I also say that I am so freaking tired of hearing FMLs of getting slapped. It's not the site, it's the immature assholes who don't know how to deal with problems and automatically think, "Oh, I'll just slap whoever I want!". Grow up and keep your hands to yourself.