By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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SIK07GTSTANG 0

FYL...you should have grown a pair and shut that **** up.

*searches for the "You shouldn't be on this site then" button* brrrx, you do realize this site is supposed to be for a laugh? NOT A SITE TO CRY YOUR HEART OUT AT EVERYONE'S MISERIES! It's funny in it's own way, and it's an fml because the dude paid his money to watch and enjoy a movie, but instead had to listen to the crap that the lady next to him decided to belch out and get yelled at. People enjoy commenting on how the lady should be punished and if you don't think it's an fml, then MOVE ON! If you don't care, MOVE ON! If you have issues with this site, MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE OR CREATE YOUR OWN TO TALK ABOUT HEARTBREAKING STORIES OF HOW SOMEONE'S LOVED ONE DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT (my apologies here to anyone who has had to experience this; it's a terrible thing to go through).

Chantalasaurus 0

what the hell did you say????????!

wow she sounds like I bitch I'd like to slap

dbjb40 0

this is what i would have told her Bitch i know you aint tell me to shut after you was sit there with your fat ass laghting like a hyuna know sit the **** down shut the **** up or i'll snap your ******* neck

i would hav pretended to b offended and taken a tissue out of her braw and cry in that.

Nique_Nunchucks 0

What is that supposed to mean? I'm black and I do not go to movie theatres and talk loudly on the phone. That's ridiculous.