By fmlatmovies - 25/07/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was at the movies. All of a sudden, the woman next to me starts laughing uncontrollably and talking to her friend during the movie. This continued throughout the movie, ruining it. I turned and whispered to my friend. The woman then taps me on the shoulder and yells, "Shut the fuck up!" FML
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actually all you haters out there, i didn't have enough room to put my response! i actually turned to her and told her to **** off and to take her annoying fat ass out of the theater because she was blocking the view for everyone and no one could hear the movie over her irritating voice that makes people want to dropkick babies! that shut her up for the rest of the movie.

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irishdancer 0

Oh. Sorry bout your luck dude. I hate those people...

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sooper 0

Should have said "Well how rude. I was just about to give out our mystery prize of $100,000 to a random guest in tonight's theatre, guess it won't be you"

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cramazing 0

uhhhhhhhhh ur life isnt ****** u selfish bitch

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WeArePilotsx2 0

Your life isn't ******, but it does suck. What you need to do is go complain. If they continue, they'll be kicked out, and you can enjoy the rest of the movie. Simple.

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Shadowdra126 0

I would have said so many things to her....

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NobodyUKnow 0

YDI for not telling her to shut the **** up.

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exranger06 0

#32, I was about to say the same thing.

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stupiidx3 0

you should tell her to stfu too she shouldnt tell you to stfu when she was laughing like a donkeyy

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GongButterfly 0

If that was me la, I would of just took my stuff and moved to another seat. Or if I am in a movie theater and seating behind the people who are talking, I kick their seat.

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hottopicthief 0

I'm guessing the lady was black... they never shut the **** up in the movies!

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UncleverName_FYL 0

i'm guessing you're a member of the Krazy Kracker Kunts

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lovestinks456 0

that bitch! After the movie i woulsd track her down and scream at her!

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Fop 6

Scream at her? Seems a bit too light. I'd break her legs and put her in a container.

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Oliive_fml 0

Hahaha, really. "no, YOU shut the **** up."

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dikinass 0

I hope you cocked on her bitchass...

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Lehk 9

"oh geez i'm sorry i'm so clumsy i didn't mean to dump all my soda and all your soda on you"

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anneboleyn 0

Yeah, after the movie, I woulda pretended to trip. Either that, or maybe after she had yelled at me I would smile, lean in to whisper, pause, then say, "No..."

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