By I_Am_The_Edge - 11/06/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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_Kaylakurbstomp_ 0

I don't blame him. I'd chase you with a knife if you had thrown a rock at me too. YDI.

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Weil 0

Did you actually think that was a good idea? Many homeless people have mental illnesses. You were just asking for it.

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pickles2b2 4

one in three actually...

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epic_delight1337 0

Aw you little bastard. You couldn't have thrown a quarter or something? LoL. One time i went to a park and there was a hobo in one of those picnic shelters and he was sleeping on the table the whole time.

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sethew32 0

^^^ WTF who cares about some hobo sleeping on a park bench....did u get chased by him or something interesting? don't think so, so shut the **** up. no one cares!

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Aniland 2

You're a ******* dick. I hope that guy calls the cops on you.

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emmyluvsfml 0

Agreed. But I laughed my ass off when I read it.

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Pocahontas22_fml 0

haha same here emmyluvsfml

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beastboy103 0

on what retard he doesnt have a ***damn fone

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finalone34 3

With the phone he has??

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AustinL90 4

A homeless man calling the cops? That's wired no home but he has a phone. Lol

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xd0rkiee 0

You`re kidding, right? If it`s true, YDI.

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omglyktotally78 0

BIGGEST YDI EVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!! I HOPE HE WOULDA STABBED YOU AND FINISHED YOU OFF!

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bob1124 0

Really? You're complaining? You should have seen it coming dude. Don't throw rocks at people.

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Eresbel 0

You exemplify everything that is wrong with this world. Seriously, this situation could be a metaphor for a lot of social movements, politics, etc. You are probably the reason people started using the c-word.

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DaemonDoC 0

He should've got you and gut you like a cornish game hen :) YDI

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nightmare22 0

Dam ur fuked up y da hell wud u do dat shit ppl like u piss me off YDI asshole

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