Kids: Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest...

By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By zain - 04/06/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By JuggaloSlasher15 - 08/08/2013 23:03 - United States

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

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By fuck you, dad - 08/02/2014 20:54 - United States - Bellflower

Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2014 21:53 - United States - Springboro

Today, while lifeguarding, a kid thought it'd be hilarious to take a crap in the pool. The other kids freaked out and rushed to get out. Several of them slipped on the way out and hurt themselves fairly badly. Two parents are now threatening to sue us, and my boss blames me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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kenjiisown 1

Friday 13 August 2010 23:22

Drown him.

schwancy 2

Friday 13 August 2010 23:24

Tell his parents they owe you a new phone, and that their son is a little shit.

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schwancy 2

Friday 13 August 2010 23:24

Tell his parents they owe you a new phone, and that their son is a little shit.

starile 19

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:50

YES. I like this comment :)

mmmad 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:27

why don't u just eat a taco and forget about it!!???

kenjiisown 1

Friday 13 August 2010 23:54

yeah forget about my drowning idea. eat a taco!

cristy91 33

Friday 13 August 2010 23:27

This is why children should be kept in cages. Jk, that sucks though. Tell the parents what happened, maybe they'd be kind enough to buy you a new one.

nmsm 1

Friday 13 August 2010 23:57

I wouldn't mind keeping the rascaly ones in cages...

RaeNeid21 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:27

....you didn't have time to do anything as you saw him run towards you!?!?

xStiina 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:28

wow... little kid has skills xD

littlexlion 4

Friday 13 August 2010 23:28

Running out of the pool is dangerous! Too bad he didn't trip and fall. jk...I think?

brownhustla 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:29

get the family to buy u a better phone and slap that boy to teach him a leason my parents would have

happyk 0

Friday 13 August 2010 23:30

Kids do the darndest things. Hopefully you won't have to pay for a new phone though.

skyeyez9 24

Friday 13 August 2010 23:32

Hold his head underwater for 10 minutes. You wont get a new phone that way, but at least you will feel alot better.

Sweej 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:21

That would be murder... And then he'd go to prison... And then he'd get buttraped by a million other guys... And then he'd be depressed... And so he would not feel better.