Health: Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting...

By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2019 14:00

Today, I was at a waterpark with my friends, waiting in line for about 45 minutes to go on the biggest ride there. When it was finally our turn, the lifeguard at the top pulled me over and measured me to see if I was tall enough. I wasn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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You deserved it 623

By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?

kristina3514 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:16

where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!

Comments

99Rage 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:44

that's what you get when you assume guys keep checking you out. seriously, whats wrong with chicks? always assuming us guys keep looking at the goods. get over yourself.

texasboys 11

Tuesday 28 July 2015 17:17

don't lie to them you know we are constantly checking them out

sheni_009 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:45

This isn't an FML...at all...you should know if you're heavier than your bf, i'm sure you do, but you were just pissed that someone else pointed that out.

gavin751 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:46

I agree with #8 so much i had to make an account to back him up!

killerweakness 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:11

What did it say?

Rooney101 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:46

Lols. Its your own fault. Try laying off the burgers from now on

noclevername 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:51

Doesn't mean you're fat, just that your boyfriend looks smaller than you. I'm 5'6" and a stone underweight, and I could probably break some of my (perfectly healthy, just thin) guy friends by sitting on their lap. Ditto for some girls I'm friends with, and some of them would break me. Different bodies have different metabolisms, shocking stuff. But yeah, the OP does kind of lose sympathy for assuming she was being checked out.

qazaq 1

Sunday 23 October 2011 6:38

She's fat because she was offended, if she had a scrawny boy friend she would have laughed it off and not posted it. Use logic ding dong

daniellekimberly 23

Sunday 10 April 2016 5:29

She could have posted on here, not because she's fat, but because that comment left a blow to her self-esteem.

genius_man16 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:02

*yawn* where is the FML here? Clearly you are a stuck up bitch, and this hardly means your fat. Maybe your BF weighs 90 and you weigh 100. You'd still be the "heaviest" FMLs like this anger me

FTL 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:02

Most of these comments are idiotic. Others have already explained why, so I'll leave it at that.

hpzefan 0

Monday 18 May 2009 17:05

this totally doesn't mean you're fat. I'm average height and weight but my ex bf was smaller than me and that was always my worst fear when we went to water parks. but I agree it is slightly stuck up to simply assume you're being checked out.