Kids: Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere.... - FML

By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML

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bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 9:19

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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Arcterion 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:27

Lucky kids. :P FYL though.

bonestructure 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 12:28

hahaha, a bee being mr.macho,

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freudianego 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:37

Well, I clicked you deserved it, because the fact that you have little self-control and yet feel so sorry for yourself means it probably was karma.

b0rnxfam0us 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 15:03

you try having a bee down your shirt you stupid prude?

Lounia_fml 8

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:39

I feel like putting a whole bee hive down your shirt, or maybe even better, down your pants.

snavula 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 17:52

Wow # 30, how do you even navigate yourself around teh internetz? Freudianego? what the **** does that mean? You wanna have sex with your mother or something? Not to mention you have no grasp of Karma whatsoever.. There are so many things wrong with you I'm almost tempted to ask for your address so I can call you a straightjacket.

Kegokec 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:44

I think the people would understand at the park that a bee flew down your shirt and you weren't just trying to flash everyone. For all they know, you could have been allergic.

iiTEMP524 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:50

dayuummm shawty. I hope yu had some nice tities...

simone2552 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:57

bee's have macho intentions?

Peow09 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:04

FULLY MADE MY DAY! Hahah! That was funny!

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:10

perverts will be perverts....bees or not.

grlwitperlEring 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:12

Male bees don't have stingers so it must have been a lesbian bee

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:20

LOL

mkb_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 16:22

a lesbeean

Sappheyes 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 15:57

"Lesbeean" win!

shamille 5

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:23

you should bee more careful next time. *ba dum pshh*

StuckZ 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:34

damn right, funny

plexico 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:42

You should be glad the bee was Mr. Macho and not Astronaut Bee. He would have flown to Uranus!

xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:45

Eh. No.

plexico 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:25

Why? Are you afraid of what she'd flash if Astronaut Bee made his journey? Would you prefer it if I called the bee Buzz Aldrin?

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 19:37

Haha. Your comments always make my day plexico.

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