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By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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manoverboard 0

I just love the way this was written. FYL. xD

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Brak_Spaceman 19

Pics or it didn't happen. Feel free to send pics of said boobs to brak@tokyo.com :-)

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rayzerwolf 0

lol i had grass hoppers jump into my shirt and i ripped of my shirt infront of my boyfriends bestfriend and he just stared and me and asked what i was doing ( i was screaming the whole time)

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b_radical 0

call me creepy, but i have a video of that! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyJR_7ScGYs

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sewer 0

that makes perfect sense, because bees just sting everything that they land on... you know, it doesn't take any provocation to make it sting. like panicking and moving around a lot. with it trapped in there.

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edcba54321 0

Worker bees are female. They're endangered. Save the bees. =)

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BikerMike 0

do you have a nice rack?

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Rydizzle 0

hey I live by the San Diego Wild Animal Park. you go to see the animals, and theyre like sleeping n shit, and then you get soem action from a bee! haha

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