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By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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wellinever 5

Must have been a Boo Bee. OP - at least it didn't sting. That would have been a FML.

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flinkpamingo 0

OOOOHHHH! I can't stop giggling! Too funny! To the person who had the boo bee: That happened to me only they were ticks. A lot of ticks. I don't do ticks. I was out picking wild asparagus and I leaned over and my shirt fell open. I saw something moving so I looked. There were so many I just ripped my clothes off at the end of the field. Needless to say the guys hoeing the field got quite a show and and an awkward sort of twitching dance. I can laugh now.

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bethechange_fml 0

Aww, dont take it hard. Theres nothing you can do now.

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MyzticHydra 0

i dont know i find this a little hard to believe i have a bee hive outside my house and they hover around me never actually touched me... maybe it was about to die at least your a candidate for the next girls gone wild :P

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STVader 0

why am I never around when the good stuff happens

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rfarock88 0

Damn, that sucks. FYL cause we all do dumb shit when we panic.

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blueworld_fml 0

Always better to take it off slowly...because that would have really improved the situation here...

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TItan160 0

cuz bees are definetly sexually attracted to humans.

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CFR 0

I just love the way this one is written. "One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho" lol. But seriously fyl. The same thing happened with my older sister and a spider. She let me beat her with a broom so it wasn't all bad. Jokin, I love my sister. What's with bugs being all perverted and such? I mean really, bugs these days have no manners...

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BleedingAssassin 0

I wish i was there

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