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By bsaucedo - 28/07/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
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bsaucedo 0

who says my tank top was low cut and my cleavage was showing ? my shirt doesnt need to be low cut for a bee to fly in. so you deserve to be run over :)

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ManicGypsy 22

1) Why were you not wearing a bra? If your boobs were too small for a bra then it's ok to flash people. 2) Did anyone take any pics? Perhaps someone should search the web, hehe.

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bob1233 0

LMAO. ''a bee, thinking he was mr macho"

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idrivefast 0

worker bees are female. just thought I would throw that in there.

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hijihi 0

"pics or it didn't happen" is obviously a joke, so chill...

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airplanefood 0

It's called the internet. You're on it. Any comment you make entitles every anonymous person to judge you.

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ChasinParkedCars 0

It makes so much sense it's not even funny, the internet doesn't need little girls like you.

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wowfmlife 0

YDI for wearing low shirts and showing off your 12 year old 'boobs' No one cares, no one wants to see

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bsaucedo 0

lol i don't have "12 year old boobs" i have "20 year old boobs" wth.

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zitromd 0

Maybe you'll learn from this experience. Moral of the story? Cover up adequately and cover your chest and any other exposed opening when you're approached by macho bees.

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Jemm_fml 29

Ignore them, trolls live for this moment.

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jjdelcarpio 0

that's one lucky bee

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Sharon_Cocks 2

hey if i was one of those kids i wouldn't complain

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Actually..to all the people saying most bees are female...they're male. The male worker bees are the ones that fly around gathering pollen.. Where did you people go to school?

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Sappheyes 0

Wow. With all colony insects (bees, ants, termites, etc.) the workers are all sterile females. The queen is the only fertile female, and she lays a handful of males once in a while who only live long enough to fertilize the next queen.

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