By confused - 07/04/2013 14:51 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML
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_GoodGuy 11

You liked it didn't you, don't lie ;)

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emeraldisle 30

Looks like you've got a secret admirer.

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Enslaved 36

Reminds me of "Sex and the City" with the the sandwich guy saying "Eat me".

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doglover100 28

You have an admirer

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maryiah 21

Lol maybe you're just popular. Don't feel so bad op.

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\ 28

Run away from it and yell "RAAAAAPE!"

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GoodLookingGeese 10

neeh it's better to turn it on fire

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NurseJonathan 9

No. The original poster should've turned and said, "Got room for two under there?"

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wjh100 13

this fml reminds me of makemebad35's easter video where he dressed up as a bunny and went around screaming at people

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TheJester12 15

" and that's how I met your mother kids. Now go to bed".

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Jessie2410 15

Nobody whispers my name seductively... You're so lucky.

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mattlw 25

Mmmmm. Jessie! It was my best try.

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a_frogg 9

FYL because you don't know who whispered your name? What?

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kurodansei 16

you know there's room for two in those things.

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Megan639 16

Hopefully just a friend messing with you, but ask around just in case

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