Jesus H. Chocolate Poopsicle Christ I am so tired of these lame ass FMLs. People, even if you gotta LIE, please cum up with better shit than "Omgz lik Im so phukked tis fatty flashded me n it was teh mos gheyest thing ever! soo HxC!!"

wow FYL and LOL at 20, 35, and 76

What does YDI mean first of all. And second, I think your life sucked at that moment, that would be so NASTY!!! Nobody wants to see some fat chicks boobs. EW.

$5 says your colleagues' stories are all based on experiences not unlike yours, but they just changed them to make it a more interesting story. Cuz I mean, nobody wants to hear about being flashed by an old fatty, but being flashed by a hot babe? That's a story!

You think maybe 18 year old hot chick maybe actually code for 45 year old fat woman? Just sayin' ...

a 45 year old 300 pound woman is the same as 2 22 1/2 year old 150 pound girls. just tell your coworkers that.

Im the author of the fml. A sign spinner is someone who does a couple tricks with a sign to attract the drivers attention so they will read the advertisement. Look us mgm sign spinning on youtube to get an idea. There are only 2 sign spinning companies that exist, so it makes sense that many of you don't know what one is. For all you idiots out there, obviously i got the job as a spinner because i wanted to get flashed by girls...Its a good weekend job that actually pays 12 an hour which is better than many of you that probably feel sorry for us. The fact that its unfortunate is because no one wants to get flashed by an old fat chick and the 18 yr old girl is used as a true comparison.

How did you kno she was 45? You obviously took her out on a date. Maybe you should lose some weight yourself if your attracting fatties.

...there are people dying of AIDS in Africa, and you're saying FML about THAT?

That's unbelievable! That's so unsafe, people shouldn't be driving and flashing at the same time.