Work: Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees...

By spinner - 01/09/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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By grannysmack - 11/07/2009 09:10 - United States

Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By LonelyCashier - 11/07/2019 20:00

Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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By poseidon5213 - 17/05/2012 22:02 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I started my job as one of those sign spinners. About an hour later, some people drove up, yelled, "Bitch, get off my corner," and threw water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in the soaking wet outfit. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, I was working in a restaurant. I stopped to pick up some silverware a customer dropped. Apparently my belt wasn't tight enough because a woman behind me immediately hurled in disgust. On top of being found revolting, I'm now in trouble for "flashing" someone. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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Love is love, dude

By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

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Pb_lily 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:39

I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.

n3rdzgotskillz 29

Tuesday 1 September 2009 16:38

Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."

Comments

greenlantern_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:45

ugh that sucks dude. No one wants to see a fat ass chicks nasty jugs. Consider at that weight she probably had about 6 of em. sorry again dude

applegathc 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:20

so what, you just signed up for this job to lear at the private parts of underaged girls?? YDI you ******* low-life

Decs69 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:48

hey what's a sign spinner?

youEQUALtosser 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:15

Next time you can work as a meatspinner.

Do0dl3 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:51

Cool, your life is ****** because you saw *******, your officially a fag

boredboisereside_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:26

... Who used to be a man.

drmike_fml 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 6:01

were do you work when 18 year old girls are flashing sign spinners?

DarkxRaven 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:01

Oh shut up rude retard

dirtyturban 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 8:05

Chubby chasers! I wanted to contribute so I can tell a joke. Why aren't there any wall marts in afghanistan? There's a target on every corner!

SoonFired 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:40

YDI, for living in Tennesee. The hot chick to nasty chick ratio is like 5 to 300. And I'm not even including having a full set of teeth to qualify under the hot catagory.