By spinner - 01/09/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML
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Pb_lily 0

I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Should wear a t-shirt saying "NO FAT CHICKS."

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canucksrule88 0

if u wanted to see **** just go look at some **** jeez some guys are a disgrace to our gender

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sc27 0

@90 Real **** are better than ones you see on the computer... Unless they were from a fat chick.

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canucksrule88 0

but looking no touching....doesnt make as much of a diff if its say a video or real life in fact videos could be better since they can be HD and feature pause and rewind

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plexico 3

How am I supposed to motorboat my LCD monitor?

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canucksrule88 0

LOL no but im saying in this case, he only wanted to look...therefore percentage of possibility of motorboating was 0, and therefore **** would be better in this scenario :)

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anonacs 0

if she was fat they were probaly pretty big

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CFR 0

Who the **** would flash a sign spinner? WHY the **** would you do that? I bet your buddies were lying, they got flashed by old ladies too, they just didn't want to admit it.

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kaitlynadele 0

How the hell do you know she was 45? You're making stuff up.

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followmeimfamous 0

I WANNA BE A SIGN SPINNER NOW!...... other than the 40 year old lady

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Crazy_Cookie 4

how do you know she was exactly 45 and 300lbs?

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JUDASKISS23 0

exactly what i was going to ask.

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Pandasaur 0

Probably just guessing to give everyone a better (unwanted) mental image.

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CFR 0

Do your **** hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? do dooo dooo.... I forget the rest of the words to that xP

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Hydra_fml 0

Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your **** hang lo-o-ow?

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