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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

xlord 27

Whoever voted that OPs life sucks is a complete idiot and waste of space.

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claiiire_fml 17

YDI you dickwad. Lying about stealing an iPhone that someone specifically asked you if you had found? That poor woman must have been worried sick about losing her phone. DOUCHEBAG!

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jess0091 0

It's really annoying when people post stuff like this. Like the ones where they're basically admitting they're cheating bastards and got caught or this one. No one cares or will have sympathy for you. It's like you WANT the world to call you a piece of shit.

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zenti 2

@131 Sometimes when posts like this come up, it's the victim who posted it, not the offender. I'm not saying that it definitely is the case here, but it happens.

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jaredofmo 22

Dishonesty ain't the best policy.

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kshafer08 7

Yea your lame. I'm surprised you didn't add they kicked your ass. Cause I know I would have

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boycrazy30007 12

Good! I hope you lost your job and she presses charges on you!

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Octwo 16

Next time you decide to be a total douchebag, remember this: people like me have tracking systems on they're phone and can pinpoint your pathetic waste of life.

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so_what_fml 4

Stupid dick, if steal a phone then lie to the owners face, you deserve to be caught.

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