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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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Top comments

kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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Comments

EvilDave 13

OP, you are a thief. I can only hope that the woman you stole from has you arrested for 3rd degree grand theft, which is a 3rd degree felony, per Florida Statute §812.014(2)(c)(1).

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Mokashiya 5

you're an ass OP..I hope you got fired.

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SlickWillyTFCF 5

You're a piece of shit scumbag. I hope you get fisted in the ass repeatedly for being such a fuckstain.

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leadman1989 15

Op don't leave us in suspense. Did they hop the counter and give youth beating you deserve? Not for stealing I have no morals but for being an IDIOT!

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carelessworld 0

You deserve for being such a dumbass dick move ~

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SorrowFull 8

You are a thief. You suck.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling ringtone!" Seriously though... YDI, jackass.

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katt_is_here 24

"BOO HOO!!! I tried to STEAL something and got caught." Really? REALLY? We are supposed to side with a douche canoe like you? Please never breed.

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darkmis1 17

There is absolutely no way you don't deserve this! How were you even planning in changing the name and number on the phone? Or we're you going to just let them charge her? Pretty sure you could get in huge shit for that. YDI

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Sheh_fml 25

Oh my, how AWFUL, she caught you stealing her phone!

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