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By charlie3289 - 27/10/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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kaprookie 3

Thats what you get you twat, don't you have a conscience?

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ingridpingrid 4

That's what you get for being an ass.

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nero9112 4

OP, you don't deserve the title of "Thief".

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Lidiya8lml 0

What title does he deserve? A ******* liar perhaps

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Lidiya8lml 0

I hate ******* scum bags like you. Scumbags like you make me feel sick to my stomach.

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Lidiya8lml 0

By the way when u steal is shows that you are a pathetic peace of shit

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sbjess 8

This is what happens when you steal. Let this be a lesson to you before you become somebody's prison bitch

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ricanxj 0

ummm probably a damn good idea to turn it off

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Jasonf6 0

What a dick move keeping the phone. Not only are you an asshole but also a criminal.

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Lidiya8lml 0

Liars and criminals do not get welfare checks

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