By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
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MoxleyCrue 17

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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CliffyB03 28

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

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leopardwilliam 22

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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Comments

metreman 19

oh-man op you know what you should have done you should have duck gets ready for the tomatoes.

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devi_916 39

I have no idea what you're trying to say...

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happypenguins 24

It's okay op once I got attacked by a goldfish

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helsingmusique18 11

Ducks are vicious, like geese. I avoid at all costs if possible.

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spatula232 25

At work I get chased by geese. Bloody geese

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9a_1z 12

Did you accuse it of fowl play and then duck out of the fight? I'm so sorry.

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noellebelle626 19

I was attacked when I was 8... Totally feel you

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chosha_fml 26

You ARE higher up the food chain. And the duck doesn't want to get eaten.

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p36288 17

Ducks can really be very fierce, that's why here our police station have police ducks, besides police dogs

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EarlFug 19

Want to borrow my black lab? I assure you, you will not have a problem with this or any duck again.

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