That quacked me up

Ahaha

At least it wasn't geese those things are the devils spawn

You're not above a duck. They don't take any of your attitude. That's his food he's just letting you eat, and you better be grateful. That being said, I was followed by a duck that imprinted on me when I was a baby, so I sympathize. FYL.

Ducks and Geese can be savage.

i guess they've evolved better than us.

I was attacked by Geese Those things a vicious, I know they not ducks but they are just as bad cause I had to run from a whole group that attacked me at once..

Did the duck eat u and wrote this with ur phone

Waterfowl can be vicious bastards, especially if they're used to being spoiled by humans. Any wild animal will be in that case, but more people go to "feed the ducks" than "feed the bears" (Though there was at least one news story a few years back about jackasses buying fast food to feed to bears.)

I remember walking home from school and I would always walk past this park that had a pond. There were a lof of ducks, geese and swans that resided there and every time I would pass that pond they would be standing on both sides of the path, like some type of birdgang, checking out the people that walked by and waiting to attack. They were intimidating hahhahah