By MoxleyCrue - 17/08/2015 07:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was attacked by a duck. I thought I was higher on the food chain than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 673
You deserved it 3 910

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MoxleyCrue 17

OP here. I was eating in its general proximity. That's what I was doing. Eating things it wanted.

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CliffyB03 28

Then he waddled away. Waddle waddle waddle. Till the very next day.

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leopardwilliam 22

Were you annoying it? Not sure if ydi or not

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Comments

ItalianGuy23 6

I play with wild baby ducks every year in my backyard. they hop all over me and I pet them. clearly you did something wrong

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MoxleyCrue 17

I did do something wrong. I thought I could peacefully coexist with modern day dinosaurs.

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KayDee29 31

Seriously OP. Your comments are making my day. You are absolutely hilarious.

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MoxleyCrue 17

I'm glad you enjoy my pain. Will you pay for the therapy I'll need before going near a pond?

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KayDee29 31

Maybe. It depends. If you keep making funny jokes I shall consider it.

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janfleury 19

At least it was not a Goose. They are proof of a Satan.

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Don't feel too bad op. I got my ass handed to me by a goose when I was 2. It knocked me to the floor and drew blood while my parents laughed. ?

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Tommy214 20

the ducks will soon take over the world with one attack at a time

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samlovesham1234 9

You were probably near a nest and it was protecting its young ones.

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MoxleyCrue 17

It was near my personal space and I was protecting my lunch.

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