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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 292
You deserved it 2 227

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The tree just wanted revenge for your wooden house.

Comments

Neighbor: "...I was gonna cut my tree while I was high I gonna get up and aim the pine but then I got high his house is all messed up and I know why because I got high because I got high because I got high..." OP: "...I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna sue my neighbor but then I got high i had to use my paycheck and I know why because I got high because i got high because i got high..."

intoxicuunt 0

stop sleepin in during the day and get a job

This person might work 3rds. That would be a perfect reason for sleeping during the day.

YDI for being in bed dreaming about Clay Aiken.

YDI get out of bed and make a sandwhich

gethightonight 0

well, things could be worse, i guess. :)

agentgibbs_ 0

lmfao. this one made me laugh pretty hard for some reason. FYL.

Bryan13_fml 0

if you were woken up by chainsaws why wouldnt you see what was going on? FYL

potsie 0

yea, because the first thing i think of when i hear chainsaws when i wake up is, "gee, I hope a branch doesn't fall on my house..."