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By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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By GirlinGreen - 30/04/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By thatoneguy - 05/09/2011 20:23 - United States

Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By ellen77 - 13/09/2013 05:55 - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

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By Some Guy - 12/10/2015 00:54 - United States - Allen

Today, I was babysitting a two year-old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me, started crying, and stabbed me right in the foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

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By vbscb - 07/10/2009 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was babysitting my niece when we decided to play hide and seek. I went in the shed, and waited. After waiting a while, I went to go back inside to see what was happening. I saw my niece had locked all the doors and was eating cookies on the kitchen bench. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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sammyjanette 17

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:16

I would tell his parents. It may cost you the job, but it is obvious that this kid needs psychological help.

5sonic 22

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:15

I'm scared for you op.

Comments

rossmty 1

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:15

Here comes JHONNY!

DaftDude 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:15

More like the asylum.

forlifebro 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:15

You can run op but you can't hide....in his spot ;)

br1015 13

Wednesday 15 May 2013 2:46

Summer haven't started yet

writergirl23 19

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:03

I'm sure hell forget it by them ...

gimmicksz 9

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:28

You don't "have to" watch him, tell his parents and gtfo

Xotoolyxo 16

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:52

Just don't hide in the kids spot, simple as that

poogoo123 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 3:55

I'd hide there anyway to see what he would do. He's 4, he won't remember saying that when he grows up.

JustAReaderZZZZ 10

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:04

You would be surprised at what a 4 year old can remember.

Vaz2191 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:19

Don't hide in the hiding spot!!!

skatoolaki 24

Wednesday 15 May 2013 4:27

I babysat kids like that so you have my sympathies, OP. One would come in from playing with his friend and they'd describe for me, gleefully, how they were torturing and killing animals in the woods just behind the house. That kid is now in his 20s and serving time. For murder.

Llama_Face89 33

Wednesday 15 May 2013 5:30

Ok THAT is behavior to be seriously concerned about. Kid saying he'll kill you for hiding in his spot? I'd say a talking to and a time out. Nothing to worry over.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:54

Unfortunately, the kid didn't say a curse word he threatened to stab someone. I'd be concerned what he was watching at 4yrs old that he would know stuff like that. Also, kids that young that know enough to threaten someone like that may have issues. I knew a few kids like that and later on they started killing frogs on camping trips and at least 1 of the 2 guys did some time. I heard he ended up being kinda screwed up.