By sumhub94 - 14/05/2013 16:48 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML
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sammyjanette 17

I would tell his parents. It may cost you the job, but it is obvious that this kid needs psychological help.

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truth_teller23 11

Suggest playing go fish before you even start playing hide and go seek? Your future death by knife will be avoided, hopefully.

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mrkp 14

That's an awfully eloquent four year old.

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Trigabyte 8

That's not very knife. Maybe he'd ask you to fork over your money? What, too spoon?

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worldclassrager 39

Have him hide first...that way you know his spot...if that doesn't work hide in a easy to spot place...

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SpamPam 18

Smack the psycho outta him before its too late

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PiNkMoOn 9

beaware, kids are ruining the world

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Llama_Face89 33

Pretty sure it's the adults ruining the world for kids.

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Selkhe 10

Eh. All kids say sort of self-absorbed and weird things until they get a little older; I'm sure he's no more "dangerous" than most 4 year olds.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

For your sake, I hope you know where his spot is and NEVER go anywhere near it. :O

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pastispast 7

kids are so cute and are innocent

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blackwidowtaco 31

When they say terrifying statements like that, no.

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RedPillSucks 31

Was this kid "Chucky"?

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