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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Son of a BITCH - 21/09/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, while babysitting a 9-year-old boy, I stubbed my toe on a coffee table. I yelled, "SON OF A…" but managed to stop myself before saying the last part. The boy yelled, "You were gonna say bitch! I'm telling mom and dad!" and, despite my desperate attempts to dissuade him, he did just that. Guess who's fired. FML

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Threat

By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Chubby - 02/11/2009 20:39 - Belgium

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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You ******* idiot

By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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Sunday 21 July 2013 2:04

Well, we know where he learned it from.

_GoodGuy 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:05

The apple doesn't fall so far from the tree.

Comments

UnluckyGenius 21

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:13

Why are these people breeding?

\ 28

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:25

the ****** is a very powerful tool... a tool often placed in the hands of the unskilled

omgthisisgay 10

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:53

Unskilled? I refuse to believe a woman is unskilled with using her own ******. Irresponsible, maybe. Unskilled would pertain to a boy such as yourself.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 4:39

Or an idiot such as yourself who didn't realize 24 was referring to an unskilled man, not a woman unskilled with her own ******.

xcam1995 6

Sunday 21 July 2013 6:56

Whoa, cleatus let's not get gender aggressive here. I think women can be just as unskilled as men with the earliest tools ever given to man for reproductive purposes. The solution? Wrap it before it you tap it, ya dig?

Queensland 27

Sunday 21 July 2013 8:51

In my humble opinion, #73, a man is of full responsibility of his joystick. If one man were to forget/decide to not use a condom, I wouldn't label the woman unskilled if she were to go forth with the woohoo. I'd call her stupid. And vice versa with birth control & female condom.

sisco2901 20

Sunday 21 July 2013 13:05

"Stop breeding already!" anyone?

ironik69 31

Monday 22 July 2013 8:04

I see it what you did there 99. And incidentally. ..I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding, the creatons cloning and feeding.