Kids: Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:52

LMAO @ "discipling"

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yaknow 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 20:36

Discipling? -.-

heeystefi_fml 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 22:49

how did you not feel that?

duchesse427 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:56

that's prolly why her parents hired other people to watch them,lol but if that were me i would lock her ass in the closet and get fired cuz i wouldn't wanna babysit for that brat again,lmfao

Consequences 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 14:39

I hope her parents beat her well.

kirei_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 21:35

reason #543543 that I do NOT want kids.

lologirl419 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 23:43

Yeah, really, you shouldn't be falling asleep on the job. And yes, I have a little sister so I know how this goes. You NEVER fall asleep while cuddling them, normally just because they could fall asleep and pee on you accidentally. But when you know the kid's bratty? What, are you stupid or something? You shouldn't be sleeping on duty at all, unless you're sure the kid's long asleep. But it does suck she peed on you, I'll give you that. FYL and YDI, but mostly YDI

Mnemo_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:49

Self-sacrificing little kid....knows she-not shame?

Trollipop_fml 0

Friday 15 May 2009 7:58

Falling asleep was a no no, but I say **** "child abuse." People wonder why their kids are such little shit heads these days and it's because no one's got the balls to give em a good crack on the ass anymore. Seriously when I was a kid if I started to stir up shit I'd get a warning, if it didn't stop I'd get smacked on the ass AND put in the corner. My parent's still talk about what a good kid I was to this day. I was pretty good about heeding that warning.

WildBill1337 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:04

this is an incident when its ok to kick down the door and beat the crap out of that little brat. if her prents cant maintain discipline, then you should.

milenavessylo 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:58

demand extra payment from the mother for your troubles. if this is not successful, call the brat's school and report her mother for unfit parenting. they both need disciplining.