Animals: Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the...

By Karmas3itch - 12/05/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

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By anon - 27/12/2013 07:28 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

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By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower and the glass sliding door was jammed. I tugged it, and it shattered all over me. I was naked. FML

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Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By callmeclarence - 23/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Valencia

Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By teflon_hammer - 25/05/2016 23:19 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn

Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML

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Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

Comments

Theoderage 3

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:08

What the hell??? That does suck!

YeahFMLxX 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 4:23

Paoli is a bitch son!

kppadgett 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 4:05

boy, this is america... the right thing to say is 'get the guns!'

ffmmllyaya 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 9:03

yup cuz only americans are stupid enough to get guns against termites

Cjw1220 0

Friday 3 September 2010 3:46

******' stereotypes. Not all americans are gun-toting rednecks.

TiNyBuBbLeZ 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 16:52

i smell a porno coming on o.O

XxJaydaxX 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 23:24

not all rednecks are "gun totin"

donkeyslap 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:12

That definitely sounds worse than finding a spider in the drain.

whoisthisgirl 4

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:44

both are just gross...

mousepad41 0

Monday 21 February 2011 4:39

but he was bathing with HUGE ANTSSS

Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:17

time to lay off the hallucinants dude.

nazipunksfuckoff 9

Wednesday 20 May 2015 22:49

*Hallucinogens

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:18

One horror movie scenario coming up!

Spongii101 12

Wednesday 7 April 2010 10:14

Coming soon to a cinema near you... 'ATTACK OF THE KILLER BATHROOM-LURKING ANTS!' Bathtime will never be the same again...

43trauts 14

Thursday 7 July 2011 8:27

Ha, I was just thinking that!

warsun 27

Saturday 1 March 2014 11:22

Based on a true story

Dabamash 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:20

I would have done the same...and i'm a bloke.

hilda_kitty 16

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:12

Bloke? ... Are you English by any chance? =P

Indiana_fml 4

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:22

*rofl* Just last night I played the Flashgame "Neverending Light". It's about a guided tour into a cavern who is then attacked, brutally slaughtered and eaten by giant ant-like creatures. Can't imagine how I would have reacted if this had happened to me right after finishing that game Ô.o