Kids: Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came...

By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML

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By Username - 05/11/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML

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By silverscrescent - 22/08/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML

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By Birdman - 23/06/2018 15:00

Today, my 3-year-old fell asleep in our bed while cuddling me, and I let him stay since he was being so sweet. In the middle of the night, he took off his pants and pissed all over my head and back. FML

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By CJ. - 05/05/2021 14:01 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By diddlebuag - 27/05/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By jessefonsexy. - 07/12/2010 11:08 - United States

Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML

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Spadiethestar 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:16

Seems to me that for some babysitters it's okay to fall asleep when they are suppose to watch over kids.. When they are paid for watching over the kids... And then come and complain if something wrong or just stupid happen.. YDI, and you should be grateful that nothing worse happened.

ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 12:52

LMAO @ "discipling"

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riliana412 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:46

I hate kids. Her parents fail.

MissBunnyfufu 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 1:15

I dislike bratty kids.... makes me not want to have kids of my own. Anyways, I've been working with kids for about 7 years for my church and even some church kids are brats. If I was her parent, I would spank her, since I come from a culture that disciplines (Chinese) and my parents did that to me when I was younger and looked how I turned out, wonderful! lol Besides spanking the kid for being so disrespectful but it would also be good to have a conversation/discussion with her saying why that is so wrong and disgusting; so she would know not to do that again or anything along those lines... understanding her thoughts -> behavior -> actions and to change them (psychology- CBT) On the other hand, reverse psychology. Soak that kid in her own pee. How do you like that now?! Traumatizing but effective... but has repercussions and child services would be on you. so darnnnnnnn jk

blasticks 0

Friday 3 July 2009 4:49

pshht... 1. you shouldent have been sleeping on the job 2. threaten to piss on one of her belongings if she doesent come out and apologize 3. piss on her belongings anyway

Leanelle214 0

Monday 20 July 2009 14:51

Demand that you get extra money from the person who is paying you and tell them when they need someone to watch their demon child they can call someone else. Honestly, how in the hell do people raise their children to act like that??!!? If that was my child, I would kill them (figuritively)!

laughingoutlouda 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 11:49

haah i agree with #11. and ew thats just disgusting seriously

GreenChemicalBoy 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 14:08

The sad part is that she is not the only kid out there like that. When parents spoil their kids rotten, they expect the world to bow down to them, and then everyone else usually hates the kid. Sorry you had to put up with that and I would demand extra payment.

klaad3 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 0:54

She should break into the little girls room and take a massive shit on her bed, then make her clean it up... with her bear hands. that would make everything even and im sure the girl wouldnt be giving anyone a golden shower for a very long time.