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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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By nutsucker - 08/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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By au. - 06/01/2022 05:01

Today, one of the kids I was babysitting had a severe peanut allergy, and he looked me dead in the eye as he ate a peanut bar before I could stop him. His sister swore up and down that I made him eat it. Guess who the parents believed, even after I rushed him to the hospital. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By Kelly - 27/12/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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By Lisaa918 - 10/06/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter was playing in the kitchen. I went to go have a look and she was pretend cooking. When I asked what she was making she said "look mommy, chocolate!" and stuck her finger in my mouth. It wasn't chocolate. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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Hellsno 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:05

I call bullshit. Your boss didn't tell you his kid was allergic to chocolate?

Darthbane2007 17

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:04

YDI. He said he didn't want any..

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xFaust_fml 12

Friday 2 October 2009 13:54

The boss is a moron, you always tell the babysitter if your kid is allergic to something.

JmfDiver 0

Monday 5 October 2009 4:31

YBDI for not telling you about the allergies of his/her kids.

a_guy_witha_face 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 0:16

eeehh...>>i am new to this site...what on earth does OP mean?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 14 November 2011 7:14

OP means Original Poster, aka the person who posted the FML. :)

Fontario4 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:48

YDI, that's what you get for trying to force a kid, who doesn't even want it, to eat something bad for you. Who forces a child to eat junkfood?

quietlytearful 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:10

I think this is the parent's fault, they should have told you if their child had any allergies.

omgiitsme03 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 19:47

your pushy

dontquestionthis 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 5:00

too many of these

imbtrtenu 8

Friday 29 July 2011 21:57

did he like it?

atishe24 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 8:17

You absolutely deserve it for not checking with the parents first! Especially when he said he didn't want it and you still went ahead!

AustinL90 4

Monday 30 April 2012 15:34

If a kid has never had chocolate wouldn't you assume there is an issue? I would :D

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