Animals: Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to...

By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

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Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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By mista hunna - 08/09/2016 05:31 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I found the dog I lost while I was dog sitting. It was with its new adoptive family. FML

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You deserved it 1 579

Archeology

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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Practice run

By Oops - 18/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I went to console my cousin because I'd heard that her dog had passed away. As I opened the door, the first thing I saw was her extremely old and feeble (but still very much alive) dog. Turns out my friend was talking about HIS cousin, and I simply misheard. Trying to explain that to her was mighty awkward. FML

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You deserved it 173

By anonymous - 30/10/2009 07:45 - United States

Today, I decided to adopt a 11 year old dog that has been in need of a home for several months. Two hours after I got him home, I discovered him dead in the backyard. FML

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mobius8 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:05

I'm presuming it was buried and I'm guessing her parents wouldn't have appreciated you digging up their yard regardless. What were you hoping to find? Worms or just more mud? You suck at treasure hunts.

irishdubr 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:13

U shoulda called em dinosaur bones

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kmgentil 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:02

stfu HopelesxRomantic, i am so srry

BMH73 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:08

OP, u have to hide something for the kid to find first, what did u expect to unearth a chocolate bar?

rachelbrianna25 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:51

uhhh i got the chills. that's nasty! um yeah next time settle for a board game or movie. have u never babysat before? lol NEWBIE!!

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 6:59

I fail to see what is so bad about your life in this situation. The child would be traumatized, yes, and your job is to comfort him/her, but in no way is this an FML.

azure8787 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:05

#44 what the **** are you smoking

silly_kate 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 12:41

awwwww, that's sad. poor kid and poor you.

shineyourlight_x 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:27

next time you write a fml, how about you tell the truth? i've seen this exact FML...except it was a "mom" who took her son on a TREASURE HUNT and found bones of their pet dog. seriously people.

Lobster_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:36

I think I heard this one before? Nice try.

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 21:21

stupid bitch

igotcha 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:14

Really? I posted almost this exact same FML before. I wasn't lying, and mine didn't get posted. YDI you should have told her they were dinosaur bones.