Kids: Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By thesitter - 10/05/2009 13:18 - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 01:55 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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kel_pie 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

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TruleighSadistic 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:33

damn! well he did what you told him.. with some kids you need to be more direct.. stop taking short cutts i would of told his ass.. to get up in go to the bathroom..

KaitHud 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:34

Umm... Why were you holding a pantless child on your lap? Have you seen The Woodsman? That's all I can think of... If the kid is old enough to tell you it has to go to the bathroom, you should have pants on it, sicko.

Laurendorcus 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:41

Did R. Kelly post this? Why the hell didnt the kid have pants on and why was he on your lap if he didnt? Was there underwear or a diaper involved?

flybirdiie 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:55

uhm couldn't you feel if he were to pee or poop in your lap?

ColdGold 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:02

Why was the kid not wearing pants and sitting on your lap?

mama2b3 20

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:03

wtf!? Again why is the kid not wearing pants?

darkmis1 17

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:03

The question is why wasn't he wearing pants?

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:05

YDI for molesting a small child.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:20

...But... Small children are the best!

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:23

We all have to make sacrifices. No rape/molestation till the child's legal :)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:26

Fien! :(

ipwnallmen 10

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:20

i wonder how long its gonna take for comments to get deactivated. people. shut up about molestation and get your heads outta the gutter. lotsa toddlers got pantless, like 28 said. it was an unfortunate accident. bottom line, the kid really, really had to go and prolly didnt think nothing of it. *headdesk* its not rocket science.

rachexl 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:26

im chris hansen from dateline nbc

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 22:41

Chris Hanson: Take a seat. OP: I swear, I was just gonna talk. I didn't plan on doing anything. Chris Hanson: That's not what your chat logs say. You said "I'm gonna *beep* your *beep*ing *beep* and then you can *beep* on my *beep* and take the biggest crap of your life." OP: I-I was just kidding around. Chris Hanson: OK, you're free to go. OP: *Walks out the door and is tackled by police.*