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You weren't prepared. There are numerous articles on modern interview techniques, used by many major companies. These techniques have filtered down to all sorts of businesses. There is purpose to these seemingly odd questions. Read up on interviewing skills and be better prepared in the future. Good luck.

Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club? Turtle. Turtle.

I'd say a dolphin. They are beautiful, intelligent,graceful,and they work amazingly well in teams (pods). They multitask efficiently, they put differences aside to get things done. (They rescue humans and other animals including dogs and sea lions with no problem). I also consider them highly intuitive and spiritual. That would be my answer.

Turtles win the race in the end?? Just to make OP feel better =)

Clearly

AWKWARD TURTLE

Always choose being an intimidating black German Shepherd

Repeat after me, (first, lean in and look intently at the interviewer) "I find being human is animalistic enough for me."

Next time try ninja turtle.