By seriously - 05/03/2013 00:43 - United States - Goshen

Today, I was being interviewed for an amazing job when I was asked what animal I would describe myself as. Trying to be prompt, I picked the first thing that came to me. I responded with, "I'd be a turtle because I'm really slow sometimes." FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 089
You deserved it 18 511

Same thing different taste

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I would have gone with panda, so that they know you're not racist.

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onorexveritas 23
Snowcones 14

"Slow and steady wins the race." Except you didn't win anything. Sorry, OP

I hope you at least played it off as a joke instead of sitting there awkwardly story at the guy wide eyed after that stupid comment

I did the same thing but I said dahvie vanity. I did not get the job

im not a turtle im a snail on sleeping pills

surelysweet1 4

Haha we've all had brainfarts. Hope you find a job OP