Accident, Airplanes and Transportation: Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I...

By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By gooddeedgonebad - 26/05/2013 09:19 - Australia - Upper Swan

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

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By cheekymac - 09/06/2010 15:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the airport baggage collection when I saw an old man struggling to get his very old and heavy suitcase off the belt before giving up. I had already collected my bag, but wanting to be helpful, the old man watched me as I grabbed his handle, yanked and snapped it clean off. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By ihatemyjob - 12/09/2010 07:23 - Canada

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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FunkyAndFresh 7

Friday 6 January 2012 11:53

Smooth.. Real smooth.

elephantom12 9

Friday 6 January 2012 11:57

Shit happens, you had good intentions. I hope the old woman is ok though.

Comments

nephilim241 19

Friday 6 January 2012 12:13

OP's username should be "GrannyPwn0r"

MaaaanWTF 1

Friday 6 January 2012 12:15

OMG! Is her bag alright?!

Albarufus 13

Friday 6 January 2012 12:16

Bahaha! Poor lady though.

559NVUS 3

Friday 6 January 2012 12:29

The only time you should be energetically eager to help someone is when they need help in bed, until then, just cool it.

MaaaanWTF 1

Friday 6 January 2012 12:41

What if someone was getting raped? What if someone was trapped in a burning car? What if someone was bleeding out from a gunshot wound? What if someone is about to commit suicide? Would you just stay cool?

SoSickWithIt 14

Friday 6 January 2012 12:34

Honestly, this could've been me too. Shit happens. : / Grandma got ran over by a suitcase. Ha xD

MaaaanWTF 1

Friday 6 January 2012 12:44

Christmas is over! No more Christmas music on the radio until... November! Yay!

InSanityx 7

Friday 6 January 2012 12:36

Well, at least you'll probably never see her again.

baseballbro2 0

Monday 9 January 2012 4:49

Hey

ImSoEffedUp 10

Friday 6 January 2012 12:39

Ouch! Well, it's the thought that counts...right..? No, that's with gifts.... At least you were trying to help though.....

THGforthe2ndtime 7

Friday 6 January 2012 12:40

F the old lady's life. "Today, I asked this nice looking person to help me move my bag, and he ended up smacking me in the face with it. FML."

SABCATISM 6

Friday 6 January 2012 12:47

FACE PLAM! See? That was a fail too^

Jchicas 0

Friday 6 January 2012 12:53

Oh man that sucks, I wonder how long the flight was and if you think about it people usually put their bag near their seat so OP most likely had to sit near her the whole time thats kind of awkward.