Love: Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my...

By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By Jmdezy - 05/04/2016 15:45 - United States

Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML

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By tinypenis - 04/06/2013 12:15 - United States - Jamaica

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By Paco4242 - 13/06/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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Subconscious

By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2016 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML

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By Alisha-_- - 23/11/2018 03:00

Today, I found out that the love of my life had been pleasuring himself to pictures of my ex-boyfriends. Yes, he's bisexual. He says it's ok because I'm dating him now. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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duds24 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:34

dude, come out of the closet

fuckmyl1f333 0

Friday 19 June 2009 9:37

Why would u admit this?

Comments

lunchmeat317 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:29

I don't really understand why you'd put this out there. Y'know?

staciieee_x3 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 5:06

umm wtf. how is that funny? i think someone is still a little bit bitter from the break up?

StopBeingADouche 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:10

Somebody needs closure...

cactus_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 6:17

That's what you get for being a douche and photoshopping a dick onto your ex-girlfriend. I mean really, even if she was a huge bitch, be the bigger person.

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 8:47

No she doesn't. You can't point to 1 common stage in the process of embryonic development and say they're both the same. That would be like saying a car and a truck are the exact same because they both came from the same steel factory.

athos1237 4

Saturday 20 June 2009 7:41

Nothing straight about you. No wonder she's your ex.

esushi 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 9:02

Nothing straight about liking **** and a girl's face? Uh, right.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 18:41

The fact that someone would keep naked pictures of their exgirlfriend and then photoshop them later is really, really weird..

JDsaltyfalls9 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:37

Yeah that doesn't mean you're gay, man. It just shows how much you really hate your ex that you find her more attractive as a guy.

qwerty123456789 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:46

I guess you're not really straight then...or your girlfriend is beyond hideous. Or you secretly want to be ****** with a strap-on.

elsieenchanted 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:48

"Hey, I'm going to look for nude pictures of my Ex-Girlfriend," -5 Minutes Later- "Hey, I'm going to photoshop a Penis onto this nude picture of my Ex-Girlfriend," -10 minutes later- "Hey, that's hot!" -1 minute later- Hey, I'm going to tell FML about this!"