By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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ConradKay 13

I think it was a joke from the movie Dark Shadows. Quality movie, by the way. But yeah, they make a big joke about the "breeding hips" thing.

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RainbowStarlight 9

I'd say it's time to get your breeding hips away from him.

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someone234 5

You sure this guy isn't involved in some cult or what not?

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Cinephile_fml 0

was that his medieval blog? "breeding hips"? Who says that?...but in all seriousness you should run....quickly.

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zrichards 2

Hope he has a "green thumb" for this one. ;)

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