By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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thatswhatsup15 6

Birthing hips means that a girls hips are wider than normal and makes it easier to give birth

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WhiskeyLullaby98 2

I wouldn't mind him blogging about that. I would expect that from my boyfriend by now.

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koalallama11 6

Where have I heard that before? Oh ya! This guy at school told that to me so I got a restraining order against him

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athlete1990 4

I've heard something like this before....

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amak1228 3

This made me laugh so hard! XD

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caplox 6

And that is why it's private.

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