By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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Comments

angelinaanimerg 7

Run. As fast as possible. I never heard anything scArier

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lys1982 2

No such thing as idly clicking a link. You were being nosy and deserved to get creeped out, doubly so because you posted it here vs. talking to the boy. Shame on you :-P

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DeadAlleyEater 5

Is it weird that I find this kind of hot?

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ChinaDavis 7

I actually want to see this guy's blog. Am I the only one??

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graphicstyle7 17

Hey, isn't that better than finding out he's looking into other girls? That's what people usually find out who snoop. Also, how would you feel if people read your personal stuff?

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ohmyaubrey 14

WAIT! that is what johnny depp says in dark shadows!

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Bob_Cat_fml 14

I was surprised no one said it before, it's the first thing I thought of.

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noisebox 1

It could have been worse it could been in your butt :P

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missnuthin 10

email it to yourself and take screen shots of every entry. then break up with him. if he starts to stalk you, use the blog as evidence to have a restraining order.

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