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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 27 716

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 13 854

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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You deserved it 8 410

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Saturday 17 July 2010 23:21

WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI

JesseJaymz 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:22

and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.

Comments

ohrlynow 9

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:03

I don't get why OP would try singing while shaving. Doesn't that sort of thing require you to keep your face pretty still? :/ Even if he hadn't gotten his toothbrush and razor mixed up, he could've nicked his face...which, granted, would have been a hell of a lot better than cutting his mouth and tongue.

lmao36 3

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:07

why would you brush your teeth while in the shower?

kkbanks 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:11

stupid FML moderated this FML it was better and funnier in the moderation process.

XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:27

lol do u have one of those toothbrushes that play music while u brush ur teeth

JBmm 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:39

okay...hold on. you brush your teeth in the shower. you shave while brushing your teeth in the shower, and where did the music come from?

qtips402 7

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:45

xzibit pimped his bathroom :P now OP has a Tv, a radio, a xbox and a basketball net in his shower

sallen0046 4

Sunday 18 July 2010 2:59

What kind of idiot brushes their teeth while shaving? Not to mention doing both while trying to sing. That's just moronic. This is totally and completely your own fault and you deserve to feel like the dumbest person on the face of the planet.

lilly831 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 3:03

if you have time to sing you have time to shave THEN brush duh

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:09

that happened to Hal from malcom in the middle

JustJess666 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 4:16

not the brightest banana of the bunch huh op? well now you'll learn not to be a total dumb ass and pay attention when you shower or do anything for that matter... I sing, shave, and brush my teeth in the shower but NOT at the same time because like a sane person I try to be careful of my body and what I do to it. You totally deserve it dude sorry.