By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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F_MY_L1FE 0

WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI

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JesseJaymz 0

and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.

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taffy1239 3

bahahaha! if your razor went in your mouth.... where'd you put the toothbrush?.... O.o

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lil_ham1644 29

I did not even think about that! The toothbrush goes right in the trash.

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Ipreferbroccoli 0

*spreads arms euphorically* Tomorrow tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWGH

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kelsay333 0

I would be scared to brush my teeth for a week

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afallingstar 22

ydi for trying to "multitask"

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jadeling 0

You cut yourself with your toothbrush? I find that hard to believe. Still, Fyl.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Moron... he had his razor in one hand and his toothbrush in the other. The hand with the razor accidentally went in his mouth to brush his teeth while the one with the toothbrush started attempting to shave. What I'd like to know is why he was shaving in the shower... Don't men need to see what they're doing, if they're shaving his face (Which I assume he was doing... south of the border's another story).

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jadeling 0

38 no need for the name calling. I merely read the FML wrong.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Pendatik; Yeah, for sure :/. However, while in the shower it's easier to see more of what you're doing south of the border than you know... your face. Lol

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fisheatsbear 6

@38 there is such a thing as a shower mirror -_-

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Touche. Not commonly seen, actually I haven't seen them at all in anyone's homes around here. But you make a good point.

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fisheatsbear 6

you go around peoples homes looking in their showers? lol neighborhood stalker

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easlehc 0

she cut herself with the razor silly :)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

62, you mean to say you've never used a friend's washroom? Never used their toilet? It's kind of hard to miss depending on the curtains/doors in the shower. 75, this FML was brought to you by a HE. Not a she.

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daiseylulu 0

Wow are you that dumb I don't even feel bad.

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austin1414 3

at least your upper lip is Minty fresh

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