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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By woman - 17/11/2012 08:45 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 27 716

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 12:00

Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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Saturday 17 July 2010 23:21

WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI

JesseJaymz 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:22

and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.

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squareloki 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 12:04

all of these people that post their fml's on here are ******* stupid...don't post here bitching, looking for sympathy after you bring shit upon yourself.

Saltire 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 20:14

It's possible that I might be slightly in love with Pendatik.

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sunday 18 July 2010 13:34

YDI for taking a shower. YDI for shaving. YDI for brushing your teeth. YDI for having indoor plumbing. YDI for listening to music.

Xalchemi 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 14:57

Who shaves their face in the shower without some sort of a reflective surface? YDI completely.

NoteMyGrin 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 21:26

Oh, my god. Oh god. I'm so sorry. D:

Erissa 2

Monday 19 July 2010 0:52

You need to chill out and do one thing at a time ha

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 19 July 2010 1:49

This is why women tend to agree that men can't multitask.

shaoween232 0

Monday 19 July 2010 6:05

OUCH!

baybegurl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 7:29

lmfao! if I was yuhh that wood so happen to me too. xD

klovely22 13

Thursday 9 August 2012 7:25

Would*

baybegurl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 7:31

and if yuh people were wondering I am a fail... juss like OP! :D

baybegurl 0

Monday 19 July 2010 7:34

heheh naww actuallyy were both wins! xD

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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Today, I dropped a new 50lb box of tiles. Luckily, none of the tiles broke. I'm assuming this is because my foot cushioned the fall. FML

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Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

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Today, my crush told me that she has zero desire to pursue a romantic relationship with me, and has only ever seen me as a friend. That would've been fine if we hadn't been seeing each other for almost a year, and passionately made out a couple of nights ago. FML

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