By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML
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KBurns207 17

Dude if you're too embarrassed to just buy some condoms, you're probably too young. Just man up and buy them... Sorry but YDI man.

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doodieman 9

If you scanned them, couldn't he just look at the screen?

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havok87 11

Yeah dude. Show that shit off. Be proud your getting some!

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katacus 6

I really like the pill. It's free now, since you're in America, and it makes periods better, and you can have it delivered right to your house!

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09Z_fml 4

If you're not old enough to buy them like a normal person you're not old enough to be using them.

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arre2006 19

Lack of confidence is a bitch I presume...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

If you're too embarrassed to be buying condoms then you're too immature to be having sex, doesn't matter if you're 15 or 50.

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julietpage 5

if you're embarrassed about buying condoms than you aren't ready for sex

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Seduced83 9

Well there's always sperm banks, grad parties, and anti abortion clinics handing them out or you find a compatible partner that has her tubes tied and have at 'er or there are other pleasure holes if worried about pregnancy and don't have condemns ill let you figure those out

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biggshow13 2

I call bullshit. If you used a self-checkout machine your purchase is listed on the screen. Nice try, though...loser.

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dino223 6

Sounds like you have a confidence issue Op do you feel you can't buy condoms because people will judge you on how attractive you are, and there for your self ? Beauty comes with in don't worry. As for the check out assistant I'f you protested he would instantly be in the wrong and embarrassed for his wrong assumption Lesson to be learned here speak up or else like this time and, other walks of life you will soon be kicked to the kerb

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