Transportation: Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit,"...

By sigh - 21/12/2011 12:39 - United States

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By NowBroke - 04/04/2016 09:38 - United Kingdom - Malmesbury

Today, I found out my mother drives my car. I was okay with it; I don't use it all the time and she's my mother. However, I was not okay with the multiple speeding tickets that came through in the post. "You're the registered keeper, so why should I pay?" FML

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By MomStayOutOfTheCar - 04/08/2015 04:23 - United States

Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

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By shewantsmedead - 26/01/2017 18:00

Today, I ran into my mother-in-law, who I absolutely can't stand, with my car at 5 mph by accident. She jumped out in front of me after a particularly nasty argument, but my husband won't believe me and neither will the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By _whyy_mee - 02/07/2015 18:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, my neighbor yelled at me for driving recklessly. I was going 35 mph, and she was stopped in the middle of a road around a blind curve. My "reckless driving" was slamming on the brakes so I wouldn't hit her. FML

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By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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thisisafunnyname 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

If you change the order of the letters in mother-in-law you get woman hitler

olpally 32

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:04

Sounds like she's the "*****, demon, piece of shit and disrespectful bitch" fyl op.. She doesn't deserve to borrow your car..

Comments

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:20

I don't let ANYONE drive my car.

neverdrinkSODA 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:24

you need to beat the shit out of her

LZSchneider 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:25

Your mother-in-law sucks.

eviannastorm 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:26

I wouldn't let her borrow my car either

Entheatus 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:30

Ugh, it drives me nuts when people feel they are entitled to the belongings of others. I would have turned to the mother-in-law, and said very sweetly, "I would have driven you anywhere you wanted if you hadn't hurled all those nasty words at me." And then kicked her ass out of my house.

MsTunechiFBaby 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:57

Gotta love the in-laws..

samaroo0 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 19:17

Move out as soon as you can OP!!!!!!

KunoKanashimi 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:11

Uhm...First of all, I don't think it was mentioned that the Mother-In-Law lived with OP and her husband. (If it was, I didn't notice.) So...Why does OP have to leave her own home for absolutely no reason?